Deploy $NUT with all the fanfare of a serious project — and none of the follow-through. The launch exists primarily to look deliberate.
PR > Product
$NUT
$NUT — 6-Phase Roadmap
A tongue-in-cheek timeline: minimal promises, maximum sarcasm. Use for memes, mock documentation, or bad investor pitches.
Publicly promise nothing of real use. Instead, perfect the art of witty copy, ambiguous roadmaps, and an unapologetic lack of features.
Utility: 0% · Swagger: 100%
Boast about unwavering conviction while the holder count politely declines to zero. Confidence is the narrative; metrics are optional.
Conviction > Community
Seed rumors about an elegant staking platform. Keep the roadmap vague enough to allow for plausible denial when the feature never arrives.
Roadmap talk: Legendary. Delivery: TBD
Wind things down with either dignified silence or awkward radio silence. Both are valid forms of closure for a project that never committed.
Fade out | Ghost mode available
Re-emerge with a fresh identity that is marginally more absurd. Rebranding is a time-honored tactic for recycling PR energy into new confusion.
Now with 100% more nons
